~ Cakes By Christine NY ~: Perverted Cake Decorator?...

It's so funny how many requests I'm getting for bachelorette party cakes! I was asked by someone recently to make a "penis cake" and after I posted pictures of that cake, I received an overwhelming number of inquiries. I think I received more comments and questions about the penis cake than any other cake! I'm starting to become a whiz at molding penis'! The first time I made it, I must've google'd the word "penis" for hours to find the perfect looking one. The second time, I made it like a pro. And no... I didn't make my husband model. I think I was asked that question like 20 times. Silly girls. I didn't post pictures of the penis cakes on my website because I didn't know if it would be a violation...

GET IT??? Here "Cums" the Bride??

The customer told me the bride's colors were red and platinum so I wanted the actual cake to look classy - and then stick a penis on top.

The next customer didn't care WHAT the cake looked like. She just wanted a pink cake with a big penis on top. I thought the butts with the panties would be a cute touch. And she suggested the "Cummin Alive @ 35." HaHa...

The other day I got a cake order for a friend's birthday and she asked me to surprise her. So I decided to make a CupCAKE cake. I get requests all the time on cupcakes. Here's my view on making cupcakes... I don't. Sorry - nothing against cupcakes. I love them. They're the perfect serving and when made right - OH.. so friggin' good. But I just really despise making them. I have no idea why... Maybe because I have to make 50 of the same things? But that can't be why... because I make cookie favors and I really don't mind making those... Maybe because the icing can't stay "perfect" because when you transport them, they knock on each other?.. But that can't be why either because I can always frost them on site or when using buttercream, it gets hard in the fridge. Oh I don't know... So anyways, unless I REALLY like you, or you're a REALLY good customer of mine OR you order like a HUNDRED cupcakes, I'd really prefer not to make them. UNLESS of course it's a cupcake the size of your head. NOW we're talking!